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Post by thatkid on Sept 12, 2006 21:43:32 GMT -5
lets list peaceful ways that we can *pressure* him into granting the palatine invite a permit
i need to remind you, peaceful things since this is on the internet and can prove detrimental if your screwing around
I. Show him what a real orgy is like, and how the XC tents are open
II. Record some of the happy birthday antics celebrated in deer grove
III. Sit down *near* his house
IV. Prove how much revenue is brought into the village becuase of the meet
V. Talk about how this is hurting Starbucks Advertising
VI. Show him that he is holding back the happy bakers from making their baked goods
IIIX. Have him run a 5k then ask him if he feels like having sex after that, in an open tent
IIX. When does deer grove have the most police officers making sure its safe? palatine invite?
IX. prove that the invite has actually run for thirty years without one of his predeccesors deciding they didnt the the **sex [/sarcasm]
X. Put him in a wheel chair, losely tie his hands back with strings and have him try to propel himself all the way to the finish line from the entrance
peacefull things but please add anything else you think is fitting
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Post by xcbethke on Sept 12, 2006 21:54:58 GMT -5
XI. Show him clips from the team, documenting the many morning practices, practices at odd hours, and just total number of hours given up for our team.
XII. Show him all the bloody shirts and other articles of clothing that have been bled upon for this team, this invite, this sport.
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Post by nightrunner54 on Sept 12, 2006 22:07:30 GMT -5
XIII. Tell him he should be more worried about Deer Grove West because there are a lot weirder things going on over there.
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Post by Phrisbee on Sept 12, 2006 22:11:32 GMT -5
I enjoyed Coach Quick's story about the fat man in the parking lot as he ran by...
That's ridiculous that he won't grant the permit. Move it to Schaumburg if the permit doesn't happen? Obviously you lose a lot of history and such, but the sectional course is a great spectator spot.
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Post by nightrunner54 on Sept 12, 2006 22:16:00 GMT -5
XIV. Give him the honor of being the starter for the Palatine Invite.
XV. Make it an unofficial event. Just have everyone show up but say that all these people just showed up randomly to run on the Palatine Cross Country course...really fast. Then set up a bunch of birthday stuff at each pavillion so that you can say that everyone watching was just there for the birthday parties. (More of a "getting around a permit" idea.)
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Post by thatkid on Sept 13, 2006 7:02:54 GMT -5
XVI. Find the trucker man that was aforementioned, and ask him what wierd things he knows of go on at deer grove
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Post by themorlock on Sept 13, 2006 13:16:23 GMT -5
Introduce him to Robert's friend. We'll deal with the new director later...
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Post by jmac on Sept 13, 2006 16:08:58 GMT -5
XVII.
If he doesn't grant the permit, he has to tell Mr. Newton.
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Post by thatkid on Sept 13, 2006 20:38:40 GMT -5
it will probably be taken care of so hold off on your ideas for now boys.....
im also a little disapointed only bethke and our alum are posting here
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Post by lalawood on Sept 13, 2006 21:23:25 GMT -5
i was doing homework.
i think we should protest with big signs that say "no orgys here" or "we are orgy free". and then get fox news to come and put i ton the news. when people see the word orgy they pay attention. there like "orgy? where?" like that. yeah. exposure.
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Post by nightrunner54 on Sept 13, 2006 21:36:57 GMT -5
OB can you inform me on exactly why he doesn't want this to happen. All I've really heard is that he just doesn't want to give you guys the permit but no one's really told me why. From what I've read on here so far, it appears it has something to do with sexual activities going on in the tents (which I've never seen before) and I also heard something about parking being an issue.
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Post by lalawood on Sept 13, 2006 21:42:54 GMT -5
im not OB, but i'll tell u what i can remem.
they dont want to give us a permit for like 3 or 4 reasons
1. mr.currins parked in the grass last year
2. out of 400 spots, they had cones in 2(reserved parking) 1 for mr miller's 86 year old mother, and one for mr.quick's disabled brother.
3. the guy in charge of giving out permits said "there could be orgys happenin in the tents"
i dont reme if there was a 4th reason, but yeah...
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Post by xcbethke on Sept 13, 2006 21:46:14 GMT -5
Vlad summed it up pretty well, and there was another reason...though I can't remember it, and it wasn't that there could be, it was his statement that there were.
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Post by pkwak on Sept 13, 2006 22:03:34 GMT -5
wasnt the fourth reason because of the traffic situations on dundee and the parking from ppl watching the meet?
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Post by pkwak on Sept 13, 2006 22:04:09 GMT -5
or something like that?
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